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The Cold Never Bothered Me

I am a delicate flower. Sarcasm is my only defense 
Oct 19 '14

nerdfightingforawesome:

little—firefly:

tylerstroyeboy:

russianvixen:

one-step-in-the-wrong-direction:

nepeasant:

nepeasant:

niccage-official:

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A

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Of A

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You Do The

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AND

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VERY VERY

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i dont get it

NEVERMIND I GET IT NOW I’M STUPID

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on this website!

this is perfection

Someone explain this

It’s from a song

there is no way that there are people on this website who haven’t heard Bohemian Rhapsody

Oct 19 '14

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

(Source: vampire-groupie)

Oct 19 '14

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(Source: spookyghastly)

Oct 19 '14

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

kyra-lord-of-dystopia:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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better

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one


the raccoon one tho

"iv already had like 4 babies"

(Source: deanwincherter)

Oct 19 '14

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

(Source: firstdayofhalloween)

Oct 19 '14

chocolatemew:

i-effed-it-all-up:

songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown

and reveal my true demon form as i burn the forest and everything in it down

Oct 19 '14

pocketpadfoot:

Sirius and James both getting a package from Mrs Potter and James opens it first to find a shirt that says “I’m with stupid” and it keeps following Sirius around when he moves so he’s laughing so hard but then Sirius opens his package and it’s the same shirt.

Oct 19 '14
dr-whiteman:

kingdom-harsh:

a-very-madoka-christmas:

hamsturfinnur:

age is just a number, we are always young and full of adventure

#except for the mom in the first picture. she died oh

oR SHE DIDN’T NEED TO TAKE THEM BECAUSE THEY CAN ALL DRIVE NOW? JESUS CHRIST

SERIOUSLY

dr-whiteman:

kingdom-harsh:

a-very-madoka-christmas:

hamsturfinnur:

age is just a number, we are always young and full of adventure

#except for the mom in the first picture. she died
oh

oR SHE DIDN’T NEED TO TAKE THEM BECAUSE THEY CAN ALL DRIVE NOW? JESUS CHRIST

SERIOUSLY

Oct 19 '14

(Source: partydude67)

Oct 19 '14

jackpowerx:

allabout-theirony:

tamorapierce:

humansofcolor:

thecraftychemist:

They are literally putting millions of people in danger.

Vaccinate your kids.  Don’t put other kids at risk.

do these people not know the definitions of ‘facts’ and ‘data’ and ‘overwhelming scientific evidence’

Yes. And they don’t care.

(Source: sandandglass)

Oct 19 '14
finding-fucken-nemo:

newyorksjojo:

spookingdemons:

fucknbosschick:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

vitalemontea:

sketchlock:

thegrimmgrimm:

aburritoofsadness:

iamswagg007:

kgrossniklaus:

gentlemanbones:

I hate game night with the engineering graduates

Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students. 

Monopoly with business majors is the worst

Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.

i can’t believe those weren’t puns

Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.

Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying

PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME

BEST POST ON TUMBLR.

Operation with a surgeon…

On the other hand, Rock Band with the music majors is beautiful.

oh shit

finding-fucken-nemo:

newyorksjojo:

spookingdemons:

fucknbosschick:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

vitalemontea:

sketchlock:

thegrimmgrimm:

aburritoofsadness:

iamswagg007:

kgrossniklaus:

gentlemanbones:

I hate game night with the engineering graduates

Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students. 

Monopoly with business majors is the worst

Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.

i can’t believe those weren’t puns

Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.

Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying

PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME

BEST POST ON TUMBLR.

Operation with a surgeon…

On the other hand, Rock Band with the music majors is beautiful.

oh shit

(Source: the-thought-emporium-imperial)

Oct 19 '14
sixhorses24hooves:

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

does it make you feel goth

sixhorses24hooves:

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

does it make you feel goth

(Source: lysergicyugen)

Oct 19 '14

mamalaz:

Because it doesn’t matter if Bucky’s been brainwashed for 70 years and doesn’t remember his own name - saving Steve is hard-wired into his DNA